
star-sapphic2:
“Having fun with your new boyfriend? His name’s Michael, by the way.”
“Fleeeeeeze!! Bake hib fthop! Ah’b fo fo fowry!!”
“Sorry? SORRY?? You’re only just beginning to learn what sorry is! You were cheating on me with three different girls, all the while telling me I was your ‘only one,’ that you wanted to marry me and be all mine. You manipulative little bitch. You hurt me so bad, I almost went back to men! But then I got a better idea. I decided to make the punishment fit the crime, with the benefit of making an honest woman out of you. I sold your worthless slut ass to Michael here. You’re going to be his wife, and he’s going to be your ‘only one.’ And believe me, by the time I’m done with you, you’ll be begging me to let you walk down that aisle. You’re going to be his dutiful, obedient and loving wife, and you’re going to provide him with no fewer than four children. Oh don’t worry. He’s wearing a condom now, for his ‘test drive.’ He doesn’t want his children conceived outside of wedlock. He’s something of a traditionalist. Just wait until you see your dress code. Speaking of traditions, I’m off to start planning your shower, and to hire some strippers from Dancing Bears for your bachelorette party. Have fun, you two lovebirds.”